Feeling a little sorry for any married guys that bought a Charger this weekend.

Another indication that @maggiesidlinger is sane and reasonable: “She [Ana Lucia] really annoys the fuck out of me.”

Wisdom according to @maggiesidlinger: Things smaller than Tennessee are not that big.

I will never trust end of the workday meetings again.

Holy shit. People have been banking their complete disregard of their surroundings. Target is double-douchey today.

Sidlinger household cabin fever level is approaching 9.7 on the Donner Party scale. @maggiesidlinger is gnawing on the door.

You aren’t being tested and judged, @maggiesidlinger. I’m only filing away every reaction and emotional response. The judging is later.

Much thanks to @NinjaFish for Thai-style omlettes and the Harmony One recommendation.

Raise your hand if @maggiesidlinger has called you retarded. I’m looking at you, me.

You think I don’t know that, @maggiesidlinger? Love is the only possible explanation for your continued presence and soup-making.

2010-01-28 Summary: Priority insanity, expensive remotes, snow day, sex soup, amateur oral surgery, Rock Band, some yelling. Very thorough.

It’s time for some of @maggiesidlinger’s Vietnamese-Style Beef & Noodle Soup. I didn’t shave. Satin robe is at the cleaners. So unprepared.

Last night’s soup was awesome. @maggiesidlinger’s still got it. Tonight, it’s Chicken Noodle.