Elegant does not mean clever or tricky, and elegant code is never hard to read. The More You Know. #PSA

The women at the TMBG were so varied. They ranged from library-hot to library-not-so-hot.

I totally shook @jonathancoulton’s hand. The boy will be so very proud. I love my nerdy family more than I could ever say.

The Chinstrap Beard Army is out in force.

Excited as all get out to be here with @maggiesidlinger. http://yfrog.com/0qlemj

Seriously, I am both amazed and horrified that this man has found a mate.

The dude in front of us in line wins the Oscar for Best Farts.

Going to see @jonathancoulton with the hot, thoughtful, all-around amazing @maggiesidlinger tomorrow. Excitement level dangerously high.

Ponder the fact that @maggiesidlinger bought me LEGO Boba Fett cufflinks for Christmas. She is awesome. The More You Know. #PSA

The boy has aquired a Yugi-oh card titled Junk Warrior. It may be time for me to start wearing a cup full-time.

I just submitted myself to the taint. #dragonage, you perv.

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