var tumblr_api_read = {"tumblelog":{"title":"Sweet Like Bear Meat","description":"David Sidlinger, himself.","name":"davidsidlinger","timezone":"US\/Central","cname":"sweet.likebearmeat.com","feeds":[{"id":34300,"title":"Uploads from davidsidlinger","attribution":null,"error":0,"error_text":null,"url":null,"import-type":"photo","next-update-in-seconds":0},{"id":233814,"title":"Vimeo \/ David Sidlinger's uploaded videos","attribution":null,"error":0,"error_text":"No items are fewer than 2 days old.","url":null,"import-type":"video","next-update-in-seconds":7038},{"id":444328,"title":"Delicious\/davidsidlinger","attribution":null,"error":0,"error_text":null,"url":null,"import-type":"link-description","next-update-in-seconds":0},{"id":563507,"title":"Twitter \/ davidsidlinger","attribution":null,"error":0,"error_text":null,"url":null,"import-type":"regular-no-title","next-update-in-seconds":3126}]},"posts-start":0,"posts-total":"457","posts-type":false,"posts":[{"id":435665048,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/435665048","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/435665048\/the-women-at-the-tmbg-were-so-varied-they-ranged","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-09 00:52:27 GMT","date":"Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:52:27","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10188763522","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268095947,"format":"html","reblog-key":"jbFVl4uH","slug":"the-women-at-the-tmbg-were-so-varied-they-ranged","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>The women at the TMBG were so varied. They ranged from library-hot to library-not-so-hot.<\/p>"},{"id":434231153,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/434231153","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/434231153\/i-totally-shook-jonathancoultons-hand-the-boy","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 07:18:11 GMT","date":"Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:18:11","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10159842515","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268032691,"format":"html","reblog-key":"Gu7pok3x","slug":"i-totally-shook-jonathancoultons-hand-the-boy","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>I totally shook @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jonathancoulton\">jonathancoulton<\/a>&#8217;s hand. The boy will be so very proud. I love my nerdy family more than I could ever say.<\/p>"},{"id":434231156,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/434231156","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/434231156\/tmbg-and-jonathancoulton-put-on-a-great-show","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 07:18:11 GMT","date":"Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:18:11","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10159804916","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268032691,"format":"html","reblog-key":"hdBBSWKC","slug":"tmbg-and-jonathancoulton-put-on-a-great-show","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>TMBG and @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jonathancoulton\">jonathancoulton<\/a> put on a great show. <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/7h6zgkj\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/7h6zgkj<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/12heiwj\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/12heiwj<\/a><\/p>"},{"id":434231158,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/434231158","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/434231158\/tmbg-http-yfrog-com-831zuj","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 07:18:11 GMT","date":"Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:18:11","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10157324208","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268032691,"format":"html","reblog-key":"1TjoZuSk","slug":"tmbg-http-yfrog-com-831zuj","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>TMBG <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/831zuj\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/831zuj<\/a><\/p>"},{"id":433768679,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768679","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768679\/excited-as-all-get-out-to-be-here-with","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 03:07:47 GMT","date":"Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:07:47","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10149708813","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268017667,"format":"html","reblog-key":"PkPKA6cY","slug":"excited-as-all-get-out-to-be-here-with","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Excited as all get out to be here with @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/0qlemj\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/0qlemj<\/a><\/p>"},{"id":433768704,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768704","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768704\/the-chinstrap-beard-army-is-out-in-force","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 03:07:47 GMT","date":"Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:07:47","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10148713680","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268017667,"format":"html","reblog-key":"AiFLln7s","slug":"the-chinstrap-beard-army-is-out-in-force","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>The Chinstrap Beard Army is out in force.<\/p>"},{"id":433768736,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768736","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768736\/it-begins-http-yfrog-com-6qmd3tj","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 03:07:47 GMT","date":"Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:07:47","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10145426408","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268017667,"format":"html","reblog-key":"Pqnwm9yO","slug":"it-begins-http-yfrog-com-6qmd3tj","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>It begins. <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/6qmd3tj\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/6qmd3tj<\/a><\/p>"},{"id":433768718,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768718","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768718\/the-dude-in-front-of-us-in-line-wins-the-oscar-for","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 03:07:47 GMT","date":"Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:07:47","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10148331035","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268017667,"format":"html","reblog-key":"PCK8RcZ7","slug":"the-dude-in-front-of-us-in-line-wins-the-oscar-for","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>The dude in front of us in line wins the Oscar for Best Farts.<\/p>"},{"id":433768707,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768707","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/433768707\/seriously-i-am-both-amazed-and-horrified-that","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-08 03:07:47 GMT","date":"Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:07:47","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10148438208","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1268017667,"format":"html","reblog-key":"t9zVyi4j","slug":"seriously-i-am-both-amazed-and-horrified-that","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Seriously, I am both amazed and horrified that this man has found a mate.<\/p>"},{"id":431042247,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/431042247","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/431042247\/going-to-see-jonathancoulton-with-the-hot","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-06 22:58:31 GMT","date":"Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:58:31","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10093001208","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267916311,"format":"html","reblog-key":"o02TaYO8","slug":"going-to-see-jonathancoulton-with-the-hot","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Going to see @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jonathancoulton\">jonathancoulton<\/a> with the hot, thoughtful, all-around amazing @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a> tomorrow. Excitement level dangerously high.<\/p>"},{"id":430637522,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/430637522","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/430637522\/ponder-the-fact-that-maggiesidlinger-bought-me","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-06 18:39:43 GMT","date":"Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:39:43","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10084629292","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267900783,"format":"html","reblog-key":"ktSczLbK","slug":"ponder-the-fact-that-maggiesidlinger-bought-me","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Ponder the fact that @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a> bought me LEGO Boba Fett cufflinks for Christmas. She is awesome. The More You Know. #PSA<\/p>"},{"id":429197542,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/429197542","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/429197542\/the-boy-has-aquired-a-yugi-oh-card-titled-junk","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-06 01:04:37 GMT","date":"Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:04:37","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/10048257600","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267837477,"format":"html","reblog-key":"NuU178vs","slug":"the-boy-has-aquired-a-yugi-oh-card-titled-junk","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>The boy has aquired a Yugi-oh card titled Junk Warrior. It may be time for me to start wearing a cup full-time.<\/p>"},{"id":427459900,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/427459900","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/427459900\/i-just-submitted-myself-to-the-taint-dragonage","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-05 03:09:53 GMT","date":"Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:09:53","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/9999917007","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267758593,"format":"html","reblog-key":"IMIcqRKS","slug":"i-just-submitted-myself-to-the-taint-dragonage","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>I just submitted myself to the taint. #dragonage, you perv.<\/p>"},{"id":427033305,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/427033305","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/427033305\/rt-jonathancoulton-rock-band-network-is-now","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-04 23:27:56 GMT","date":"Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:27:56","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/9986683010","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267745276,"format":"html","reblog-key":"Oi6bluqD","slug":"rt-jonathancoulton-rock-band-network-is-now","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jonathancoulton\">jonathancoulton<\/a>: Rock Band network is now open: Creepy Doll, The Future Soon, and Ikea are available for purchase today. More on the &#8230;<\/p>"},{"id":424230452,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/424230452","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/424230452\/thank-you-sky-for-spitting-snow-i-needed","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-03 14:46:54 GMT","date":"Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:46:54","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/9924473944","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267627614,"format":"html","reblog-key":"XRTCscfD","slug":"thank-you-sky-for-spitting-snow-i-needed","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Thank you, sky, for spitting snow. I needed maximum freak-out on the way to work.<\/p>"},{"id":424230457,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/424230457","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/424230457\/for-the-first-time-in-more-than-a-decade-my","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-03 14:46:54 GMT","date":"Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:46:54","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/9924116109","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267627614,"format":"html","reblog-key":"YYjMEqjq","slug":"for-the-first-time-in-more-than-a-decade-my","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>For the first time in more than a decade, (my weight - 200) &lt; 0. Somewhere, there are Ewoks singing.<\/p>"},{"id":422542077,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/422542077","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/422542077\/vampire-basic-running-mercurial-on-windows","type":"link","date-gmt":"2010-03-02 20:24:38 GMT","date":"Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:24:38","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/vampirebasic.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/running-mercurial-on-windows.html","from-feed-id":444328,"unix-timestamp":1267561478,"format":"html","reblog-key":"4NPp6ts8","slug":"vampire-basic-running-mercurial-on-windows","link-text":"Vampire Basic: Running Mercurial on Windows","link-url":"http:\/\/vampirebasic.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/running-mercurial-on-windows.html","link-description":""},{"id":422393232,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/422393232","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/422393232\/you-dont-know-what-verbiage-means-but-you-do-a","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-02 18:36:18 GMT","date":"Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:36:18","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/9879254480","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267554978,"format":"html","reblog-key":"6YyKKrx1","slug":"you-dont-know-what-verbiage-means-but-you-do-a","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>You don&#8217;t know what \u201cverbiage\u201d means, but you do a good job of providing an example. <a href=\"http:\/\/google.com\/search?q=define%3Averbiage\">http:\/\/google.com\/search?q=define%3Averbiage<\/a><\/p>"},{"id":421532027,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/421532027","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/421532027\/my-new-name-is-jaleesa-maggiesidlinger-its","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-02 06:14:23 GMT","date":"Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:14:23","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/9862251143","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267510463,"format":"html","reblog-key":"ofxzHvUr","slug":"my-new-name-is-jaleesa-maggiesidlinger-its","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>\u201cMy new name is Jaleesa.\u201d - @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a>. It&#8217;s a Different World.<br\/>\nYeah.<br\/>\nThan where ya come from.<\/p>"},{"id":421082398,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/421082398","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/421082398\/march-1st-is-national-existential-crisis-and","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-03-02 02:32:32 GMT","date":"Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:32:32","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/9847279262","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1267497152,"format":"html","reblog-key":"FUQSLIU5","slug":"march-1st-is-national-existential-crisis-and","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>March 1st is National Existential Crisis and Interruption Meltdown Day, right? I hope so, because I observed the hell out of it.<\/p>"}]};