var tumblr_api_read = {"tumblelog":{"title":"Sweet Like Bear Meat","description":"David Sidlinger, himself.","name":"davidsidlinger","timezone":"US\/Central","cname":"sweet.likebearmeat.com","feeds":[{"id":34300,"title":"Uploads from davidsidlinger","attribution":null,"error":0,"error_text":null,"url":null,"import-type":"photo","next-update-in-seconds":0},{"id":233814,"title":"Vimeo \/ David Sidlinger's uploaded videos","attribution":null,"error":0,"error_text":"No items are fewer than 2 days old.","url":null,"import-type":"video","next-update-in-seconds":0},{"id":444328,"title":"Delicious\/davidsidlinger","attribution":null,"error":1,"error_text":"The requested URL returned error: 999.","url":null,"import-type":"link-description","next-update-in-seconds":6608},{"id":563507,"title":"Twitter \/ 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weekend.<\/p>"},{"id":375082240,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/375082240","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/375082240\/another-indication-that-maggiesidlinger-is-sane","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-02-07 01:29:08 GMT","date":"Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:29:08","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8743189021","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1265506148,"format":"html","reblog-key":"tiQiK9Ba","slug":"another-indication-that-maggiesidlinger-is-sane","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Another indication that @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a> is sane and reasonable: \u201cShe [Ana Lucia] really annoys the fuck out of me.\u201d<\/p>"},{"id":373592874,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/373592874","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/373592874\/wisdom-according-to-maggiesidlinger-things","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-02-06 05:25:58 GMT","date":"Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:25:58","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8708601886","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1265433958,"format":"html","reblog-key":"hWhvD3Z7","slug":"wisdom-according-to-maggiesidlinger-things","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Wisdom according to @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a>: Things smaller than Tennessee are not that big.<\/p>"},{"id":366089932,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/366089932","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/366089932\/i-will-never-trust-end-of-the-workday-meetings","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-02-02 02:07:50 GMT","date":"Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:07:50","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8518834725","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1265076470,"format":"html","reblog-key":"dQf3AFdR","slug":"i-will-never-trust-end-of-the-workday-meetings","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>I will never trust end of the workday meetings again.<\/p>"},{"id":365829306,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/365829306","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/365829306\/list-of-the-keyboard-shortcuts-for-word-2000","type":"link","date-gmt":"2010-02-01 23:35:12 GMT","date":"Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:35:12","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/kb\/211982","from-feed-id":444328,"unix-timestamp":1265067312,"format":"html","reblog-key":"iH7IrQLE","slug":"list-of-the-keyboard-shortcuts-for-word-2000","link-text":"List of the keyboard shortcuts for Word 2000","link-url":"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/kb\/211982","link-description":""},{"id":365829719,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/365829719","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/365829719\/list-of-keyboard-shortcuts-for-word-2002-word-2003","type":"link","date-gmt":"2010-02-01 23:35:12 GMT","date":"Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:35:12","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/kb\/290938","from-feed-id":444328,"unix-timestamp":1265067312,"format":"html","reblog-key":"i0isiJWs","slug":"list-of-keyboard-shortcuts-for-word-2002-word-2003","link-text":"List of keyboard shortcuts for Word 2002, Word 2003, and Word 2007","link-url":"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/kb\/290938","link-description":""},{"id":363993558,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/363993558","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/363993558\/holy-shit-people-have-been-banking-their-complete","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-31 23:39:19 GMT","date":"Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:39:19","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8466592859","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264981159,"format":"html","reblog-key":"4DXsDNPb","slug":"holy-shit-people-have-been-banking-their-complete","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Holy shit. People have been banking their complete disregard of their surroundings. Target is double-douchey today.<\/p>"},{"id":363722267,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/363722267","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/363722267\/sidlinger-household-cabin-fever-level-is","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-31 20:50:36 GMT","date":"Sun, 31 Jan 2010 14:50:36","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8461177874","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264971036,"format":"html","reblog-key":"nYURFsET","slug":"sidlinger-household-cabin-fever-level-is","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Sidlinger household cabin fever level is approaching 9.7 on the Donner Party scale. @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a> is gnawing on the door.<\/p>"},{"id":362712581,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362712581","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362712581\/you-arent-being-tested-and-judged","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-31 06:09:13 GMT","date":"Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:09:13","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8442349673","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264918153,"format":"html","reblog-key":"7XdHD6fH","slug":"you-arent-being-tested-and-judged","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>You aren&#8217;t being tested and judged, @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a>. I&#8217;m only filing away every reaction and emotional response. The judging is later.<\/p>"},{"id":362151566,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362151566","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362151566\/you-think-i-dont-know-that-maggiesidlinger","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-31 00:06:31 GMT","date":"Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:06:31","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8428865752","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264896391,"format":"html","reblog-key":"GZfClSKI","slug":"you-think-i-dont-know-that-maggiesidlinger","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>You think I don&#8217;t know that, @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a>? Love is the only possible explanation for your continued presence and soup-making.<\/p>"},{"id":362151575,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362151575","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362151575\/much-thanks-to-ninjafish-for-thai-style-omlettes","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-31 00:06:31 GMT","date":"Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:06:31","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8428472127","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264896391,"format":"html","reblog-key":"FM81FdtG","slug":"much-thanks-to-ninjafish-for-thai-style-omlettes","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Much thanks to @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NinjaFish\">NinjaFish<\/a> for Thai-style omlettes and the Harmony One recommendation.<\/p>"},{"id":362151571,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362151571","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/362151571\/raise-your-hand-if-maggiesidlinger-has-called-you","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-31 00:06:31 GMT","date":"Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:06:31","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8428537393","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264896391,"format":"html","reblog-key":"GAUzRR0p","slug":"raise-your-hand-if-maggiesidlinger-has-called-you","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Raise your hand if @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a> has called you retarded. I&#8217;m looking at you, me.<\/p>"},{"id":360288607,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288607","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288607\/a-one-and-one-half-hour-conference-call-with","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-29 23:11:56 GMT","date":"Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:11:56","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8376369325","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264806716,"format":"html","reblog-key":"1M3MoRTM","slug":"a-one-and-one-half-hour-conference-call-with","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>A one-and-one-half hour conference call with twenty-one participants is scheduled for this afternoon. Seppuku is an option.<\/p>"},{"id":360288700,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288700","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288700\/2010-01-28-summary-priority-insanity-expensive","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-29 23:11:56 GMT","date":"Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:11:56","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8358988914","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264806716,"format":"html","reblog-key":"Rtj3O73p","slug":"2010-01-28-summary-priority-insanity-expensive","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>2010-01-28 Summary: Priority insanity, expensive remotes, snow day, sex soup, amateur oral surgery, Rock Band, some yelling. Very thorough.<\/p>"},{"id":360288697,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288697","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288697\/addendum-well-timed-mouth-farts-and-a-cancelled","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-29 23:11:56 GMT","date":"Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:11:56","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8359027436","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264806716,"format":"html","reblog-key":"Y4mpkYBS","slug":"addendum-well-timed-mouth-farts-and-a-cancelled","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Addendum: well-timed mouth farts and a cancelled weekly meeting. I win.<\/p>"},{"id":360288710,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288710","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288710\/its-time-for-some-of-maggiesidlingers","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-29 23:11:56 GMT","date":"Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:11:56","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8299532607","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264806716,"format":"html","reblog-key":"cBOfwxOj","slug":"its-time-for-some-of-maggiesidlingers","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>It&#8217;s time for some of @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a>&#8217;s Vietnamese-Style Beef &amp; Noodle Soup. I didn&#8217;t shave. Satin robe is at the cleaners. So unprepared.<\/p>"},{"id":360288705,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288705","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/360288705\/last-nights-soup-was-awesome-maggiesidlingers","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-29 23:11:56 GMT","date":"Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:11:56","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/8343362255","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1264806716,"format":"html","reblog-key":"1WW9DHST","slug":"last-nights-soup-was-awesome-maggiesidlingers","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Last night&#8217;s soup was awesome. @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maggiesidlinger\">maggiesidlinger<\/a>&#8217;s still got it. Tonight, it&#8217;s Chicken Noodle.<\/p>"},{"id":335122239,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/335122239","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/335122239\/our-dog-is-afraid-of-her-own-flatulence-hilarity","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-15 03:10:28 GMT","date":"Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:10:28","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/7773103557","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1263525028,"format":"html","reblog-key":"M8fgYcWR","slug":"our-dog-is-afraid-of-her-own-flatulence-hilarity","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Our dog is afraid of her own flatulence. Hilarity ensues.<\/p>"},{"id":334638666,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/334638666","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/334638666\/in-the-process-of-setting-up-a-kickoff-meeting","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-14 21:39:18 GMT","date":"Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:39:18","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/7757856909","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1263505158,"format":"html","reblog-key":"WHtyewmF","slug":"in-the-process-of-setting-up-a-kickoff-meeting","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>In the process of setting up a kickoff meeting? Could you get more tenative?<\/p>"},{"id":334441995,"url":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/334441995","url-with-slug":"http:\/\/sweet.likebearmeat.com\/post\/334441995\/ding","type":"regular","date-gmt":"2010-01-14 18:48:23 GMT","date":"Thu, 14 Jan 2010 12:48:23","bookmarklet":0,"mobile":0,"feed-item":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidsidlinger\/statuses\/7756247617","from-feed-id":563507,"unix-timestamp":1263494903,"format":"html","reblog-key":"gJYyHoF4","slug":"ding","regular-title":"","regular-body":"<p>Ding.<\/p>"}]};