Thank you, sky, for spitting snow. I needed maximum freak-out on the way to work.
Thank you, sky, for spitting snow. I needed maximum freak-out on the way to work.
You don’t know what “verbiage” means, but you do a good job of providing an example. http://google.com/search?q=define%3Averbiage
“My new name is Jaleesa.” - @maggiesidlinger. It’s a Different World.
Yeah.
Than where ya come from.
March 1st is National Existential Crisis and Interruption Meltdown Day, right? I hope so, because I observed the hell out of it.
I’m no etiquette expert, but forgetting about the guy on hold when you are the receptionist for the psychiatrist might be a big faux pas.
Looks like @maggiesidlinger is getting a Nissan Leaf for Christmas. I can argue with childlike wonder.
/can/can’t/
Hey, are there Mounties in Canada? I can’t hear over the singing, dancing Mounties.
I will be tasteful and not say anything about Canada’s parade of giant beavers.
Is it just me, or is Canada really rubbing its Mounties in our faces? Bastards. We get it already.
Guys. Hey, guys. I’m wearing a medium belt, guys. I feel like a heroin-addicted model.
I will respectfully point out, @maggiesidlinger, that said co-workers could work from home. Homing from work is not allowed, last I checked.
People who come to work contagious should be keelhauled.
The boy does not understand the difference between playful dragging of feet and about to be killed.
